Pinkie… what you got there?

I love Pinkie Pie’s response!

@Scrounge  

 
this by far is the best comment here.

@darthsylar12  
Why would she be salty about it? She clearly doesn’t want any.

@SorryNeverSorry  
I would too. Also getting very salty that no pony will get with her.

@SorryNeverSorry  
Actually, I just wanna see Applejack slutshame ALL her friends.

@Prometheus labs CEO  
Oh, that too, and that drinking problem that she keeps almost getting under control but never quite manages, but I meant the fact that her childhood got cut short pretty suddenly when her parents died, all the extra work she had to pick up on the farm after that, not to mention having to be a substitute mother for Apple Bloom. You know, all the boring “Applejack cries on the inside” stuff.

Pinkie Pie deserves to be slut shamed, specifically by Applejack.

@darthsylar12  
 
Now,now AppleBloom is a good Wholesome filly who adventure with her friends have given her a through understanding of the world, She has no need for arbitrary hook ups or hedonistic gratification. She has her family and friends with all their wisdom and perception knows that she will one day settle down with a right stallion husband and further the Apple line which will allow her to part down all her experiences to her Children and thus grow the Apple clan anew. Content with know her Children shall grow up together with the children of her friends both old and new. It is a good life…she will also need to wear a cowboy too of course…

@Mildgyth  
Applejack is a good wholesome sillyPony. An apple to the core ||and SUPER VIRGIN OLIVE OIL ||, and totally doesn’t look down upon the hedonist lifestyles of anypony else because She can’t get any cause they’re scared she’ll break their pelvises she believes in good morals as well as setting a good example for Apple Bloom, who will probably have more coltfriends/marefriends than AJ will in her whole life within the first few years of her sexual maturity.

I’m not sure what Appejack means but i think i’m with her.

@joethehero2  
Oh I noticed it, I just ignored it

@Prometheus labs CEO  
Joke. Missing it.

@Scrounge  
The urge to murder?

Pinkie has weird sex closets all over Ponyville. In case of weird sex emergency.
 
@Prometheus labs CEO  
I dunno. I can’t help but think she’s got more important problems to repress.

@Prometheus labs CEO  

 
You wound me…

@Ping_chan  
Well yah, he’s John de lancie

@Prometheus labs CEO  
I always suspected that something was up with Mr. Lancie…

@joethehero2  
Wouldn’t Lauren Faust be god and either Megan McCarthy or M.A. Larson as Jesus?  
And as Satan maybe John de Lancie for obvious reasons

AJ, you look like an angel… But you’re the devil in disguise… Oh yes, you are!

@Prometheus labs CEO  
Oy vey. You and your Faust-ism. We accept that she exists. We accept that she said some great things. But we do not believe that she was the chosen of Bonnie Zacherly.

@Ping_chan  
Yah, because it makes perfect sense

@Prometheus labs CEO  
That’s a pretty normal headcanon.

@edvd  
Wouldn’t it be Faustian, or mcarthian since Faust already has the role of god

Aj is a good clean Christian mare.