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Maybe… probably… yes.
All of us, mood.
Apogee: [Internal Screams of Sexual Frustration]
“That’s not what I meant!”
That’s actually my dildo.
is it really a selfie if she’s not the only focus of the picture?
Also speaking of selfies I found one of you
Oh dear God
The quick and easy solution!
and then it just turns into a threesome.
“Boss, uh… there’s a delivery guy out here? He says he has a 55 gallon drum of cherry flavored lubricant for you.”
“… Apogee!”
Fuck, now I really need to see that.
I like to imagine the Alexa is definitely linked to Jet’s account.
Apogee would receive a stern, hard punishment when Jet got home.
It’s even more fun if you imagine that he’s the type to have packages delivered to his office address instead of at home.
“Hey boss? You got a delivery here.”
“I’m a bit busy at the moment… can you check and see what it is?”
“Well there’s a letter attached… let’s see, ‘Congratulations on your purchase of Train Runner, Realistic Replacement’s premier, 16 inch lifelike dildo’.”
“… What?!”
KeK
He’d be stuck wondering who, out of many candidates, ordered it. I mean, he’s got two horny mares: Delta Vee and Apogee – yes, I know, Delta’s not ‘around’, but she is definitely a suspect in Jet’s mind. Plus there are multiple escorts, employees, etc., who all have access to his account, to either “make business run smoothly,” he tells himself, OR they’ve surreptitiously gleaned his credentials. Then maybe he’d decide to simply hang on to it, and wait for the poner who ordered it to start asking questions. Or he could start using it on his partners, saying, “yeah, this 16-inch horsecock dildo showed up at my door one day, still can’t figure out who ordered it,” and wait for their reaction.
Ooh, that could make for a funny fic.
1 Day later…
Jet Stream: “That’s strange, I don’t remember ordering anything from Amarezon…”
Oh, alright. I kinda thought you were going to now.