…

@Communist Starlight  
Maybe… probably… yes.

@Joseph Raszagal  
All of us, mood.

Alexa: “YOU’RE, LIKE, 13; TAKE A COLD SHOWER AND WATCH SOME CARTOONS.”
 
Apogee: [Internal Screams of Sexual Frustration]

you ask him nicely

“I have found 5 plastic surgeons in your area”  
“That’s not what I meant!”

@Prometheus labs CEO  
That’s actually my dildo.

@klystron2010  
is it really a selfie if she’s not the only focus of the picture?
 
Also speaking of selfies I found one of you  

@klystron2010  
Oh dear God

@klystron2010  
The quick and easy solution!

Commission a selfie from Kevisano.

Now I imagine Kiva delivering her order, Jet receiving it while Apogee is still around,  
and then it just turns into a threesome.

Alexa: Calling “Dad”

@clopficsinthecomments  

It undoubtedly won’t be the only time either. If only she had gotten one day shipping on all the items.
 
“Boss, uh… there’s a delivery guy out here? He says he has a 55 gallon drum of cherry flavored lubricant for you.”  
“… Apogee!”

@clopficsinthecomments  
Fuck, now I really need to see that.

“I don’t think I can help you with that.”

two words: sex toy

@Background Pony #7BFB  
I like to imagine the Alexa is definitely linked to Jet’s account.
 
Apogee would receive a stern, hard punishment when Jet got home.

@BigBuggyBastage  
It’s even more fun if you imagine that he’s the type to have packages delivered to his office address instead of at home.
 
“Hey boss? You got a delivery here.”  
“I’m a bit busy at the moment… can you check and see what it is?”  
“Well there’s a letter attached… let’s see, ‘Congratulations on your purchase of Train Runner, Realistic Replacement’s premier, 16 inch lifelike dildo’.”  
“… What?!”

@Background Pony #7BFB  
KeK
 
He’d be stuck wondering who, out of many candidates, ordered it. I mean, he’s got two horny mares: Delta Vee and Apogee – yes, I know, Delta’s not ‘around’, but she is definitely a suspect in Jet’s mind. Plus there are multiple escorts, employees, etc., who all have access to his account, to either “make business run smoothly,” he tells himself, OR they’ve surreptitiously gleaned his credentials. Then maybe he’d decide to simply hang on to it, and wait for the poner who ordered it to start asking questions. Or he could start using it on his partners, saying, “yeah, this 16-inch horsecock dildo showed up at my door one day, still can’t figure out who ordered it,” and wait for their reaction.
 
Ooh, that could make for a funny fic.

@clopficsinthecomments  

I just hope it was her account.
 
1 Day later…  
Jet Stream: “That’s strange, I don’t remember ordering anything from Amarezon…”

@clopficsinthecomments  
Oh, alright. I kinda thought you were going to now.