“Honestly? The fact that you didn’t tell me hurts more than the public humiliation.”
“I’m surprised you didn’t hear the jingling around your neck for two hours.”
“Is this what you meant when you said ‘Are you sure you’re not forgetting anything before we leave?’”
“Well, the exact words I said were ‘before we take off’, but yes.”
I do wonder what they where doing before they left the house that required a pet collar though… ;3