After some more awkward silence, she let out a defeated sigh. “…My mom had an accident with a love potion, okay?”
“But– but that’s not… That doesn’t explain– How would she even…?”
“Magic.” She swiftly cut the other mare off.
“But that doesn’t… A toaster doesn’t even–“
“Magic.” She pronounced more forcefully with a strained smile, heat rising to her cheeks.
“But… but…” The mare opened and closed her mouth silently, making a remarkable display of imitating a goldfish.
“Look,” she said with the strained patience of somepony who’d been asked the very same question far too many times. “I’m not going to ask you how your parents did it, and you stop asking me. Deal?”
Anypony up for brainstorming fanfic ideas for this character?
@Dirty Bit
Going on adventures with Celestia-lamp and Luna-vaccuum cleaner!
And Prince Blue Blanket.
Yeah, I remember those movies from my childhood, though I’d somehow forgotten them for quite some while, so my obsession with combining animals and toasters is entirely unrelated.
They have also been known to toast Sunbread Shimmer, Sweetie Toast, and brains:
”…What do you mean ‘that’s not a thing’? Then I’m making it a thing! MWAHAHAHAH!”
I’m already off to a good start.
@Ultra the HedgeToaster
”…And that coming from a cyborg, I’d have expected better of you!”
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Going on adventures with Celestia-lamp and Luna-vaccuum cleaner!
And Prince Blue Blanket.
Yeah, I remember those movies from my childhood, though I’d somehow forgotten them for quite some while, so my obsession with combining animals and toasters is entirely unrelated.
@Background Pony #D23E
So, you want a pony screensaver, eh?
You’re a perverted little golden bot, aren’t you?
Hah, shows what you know!
Toasters toast bread!
And sometimes raviolis.
[the scent of burnt mango lingers in the air]
Ok…
“That’s racist!”