I mean, ruling a kingdom on your own can take a lot out of you. She deserves a good time to be drunk off her mind. XD

“…..up to twelve bananas, all the way, you wouldn’t hic believe….”

@artisticMink  
“Not her, though. Nah, too awkward. Did her ancestor, maybe, what, 300 years ago? Totally into hoofing.”

Go drunk Celestia, your home.

“So I said “Bitch, please!” and sent her to the moon.”

“I did that plot… oh, that too! Oh, that one was a little fishy…”

@Mayojar77  
Speak for yourself.  

“I’ll have you know…” She pauses, a thoughtful look on her face. “…whuwuzzai… (hup) oh.” She points a hoof at the Saddle Arabia delegate. Or, rather, at the seat next to him, since she can’t decide which one’s the real one, and settled on the one with the kickin’ sombrero. “HhhI’ll have you know that I c’n deal with ANNNYTHING that comes our way. ‘Cause, ‘cause I got a secret WEP’N.”
 
Twilight is abruptly hauled up from where she is trying to hide under the table, Celestia’s hoof looped around her shoulders. “Twih(hic)- Twih(hic)-… Ssparkly here’ll figger everything out for us. Won’cha, Twispark Lightle?” And then Celestia’s mumbling about how pretty she is while fumbling with Twilight’s hair, and Twilight can do nothing but smile nervously and wish she’d gone with Pinkie’s idea of a cake party instead.

“Let me tell you about the hic time that Twilight caused an international incident. With only her hic bodily functions.”

“And I’d hic send her to the moon, and him, and hic ESPECIALLY her!”

She’s looking for a fight. Go Celly!

Oh dear, Celestia is one of those uninhibited loud drunks.

Celestia’s the kind of drunk that would vomit into your mouth and proceed to pass out until 4:00pm in the afternoon.

“you want to be the royal horn polisher?”

@Otterhand  
“You look like the kinda guy who would buck a man up the ass, and not even have the common courtesy to give that man a reach around”

“And then we hic andthenweburriedtha…the body hic right under there.”

“Hell I like you, You can come over and buck my sister.”

“Hey Twilly isn’t hic that the guy you had a crush on at school? Hmmmmm LOOK AT THAT ASS! I can see why you liked him, he’s so cute when he tries to hide under a table.”

“And that’s how I got my cutie mark!”
 
“Uh, ugh, that’s… That’s not quite what I expected.”

“And that’s the time I hic last saw him.”

“hic …and then she threw up all over the hic nobles! But that’s hic enough of Twilight’s thirteenth birthday…”

“And…and that’s the THIRD hic time I got crabs…”

Aww, let her have her fun, Sparkle. What a prude.

I remember that day when hic when Discord, Luna and me lost you virginity! hic I will hic I will tell you the story! It all began hic when …