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Lately I began to lose weight. Either because the rent has risen, or because one girl a couple of months ago called me ugly from a photo in a passport with a photo of me 6 years younger. Since then I went in for sports for 1 month and dropped 20 kilograms. And now I met with the same girl in the tax and I saw that she lost weight, too, while being much more successful! What happened at all? I do not understand. How does that make me feel? This is so stupid ..
So I just went and bought shawarma with a super sauce (who knows. but it was awesome?) and ate this with my friend in silence across from him. We ended it together at the same time. I, of course, 10 seconds later than he .. it sucks. And then he took me home on his car, and chatted about the girls all the way and wondered why, since it’s summer, no one was showing panties yet. And yes, around people only in jackets and autumn clothes. And only I like an idiot wear a shirt all year. Then he began to tell me what I need to find a girl. This conversation happens every time as if he wants this girl for himself. It’s almost like begging, at this point. I don’t know. Every time this conversation sucks, and I feel terrible. And today I finally snap at him that I don’t believe any of his stories! He couldn’t just take a cup of coffee and have a girlfriend for the night! How much coffee you need, huh. And what a stupid girlfriend should be to buy into it? But you know, I suck, so.. while someone at this moment fucks a girl for a cup of coffee, I try not to look in the mirror.
So .. I’m glad I’m losing weight, it makes you less noticeable.

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