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Awkward

What will you be doing when you realize Vice Principal Luna is best Principal and the cutest, most awkward woman ever?
 
Microchips: I was carrying part of a tree and walking when realized.
 
Lyra: I was it for a romantic stroll with my secret girlfriend, Bon Bon. But I’m not supposed to tell anyone, because it’s a secret.
 
*Slap*
 
Bon Bon: I was helping clear out some debris with my idiot of just a FRIEND, Lyra. Then, I slapped her upside her head. I was also feeling a bit possessive since Lyra’s attention seemed to be directed at Vice Principal Luna’s flat they.  
Gloriosa: I was lost in thought as I glazed up an Celestia remembering when a time when she literally had to look to to me. I was also admiring her wings. They’re so pretty, I want to be a Principal too and fly up to a high school with her.
 
Celestia: I was glaring at that Lyra, person. How dare she drool over Luna’s flat yet perfect rear! That’s my little sister’s rear! That means it’s MY rear! BIG SISTER’S ONLY!
 
Lyra: Uh, is that gum? Did vice principal Luna sit on gum at some point? Poor thing, I should probably tell her before anyone else notices. I wonder how hard it’ll be to get it off of her shorts? I hope they don’t get ruined, they’re so cute. I wish I had a pair like those too. Oh no! I hope the gum doesn’t get stuck in her hair too!
 
VP.Luna: I don’t feel very safe just standing her out in the open. It feels as though i am the center of some unwanted attention. OH! I BET THERE ARE SOME STUDENTS PARKED IN THE FACULTY PARKING LOT THIS VERY MOMENT! EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER PUREL OUT OF SHEER SPITE!!
 
Rainbow: Yea, well, I was off somewhere else uh… doing something super awesome and yea.. yea. Because I’m always, um, awesome. Always awesome Dash! All my friends call me that all the time!
 
Pinkie: No, we don’t.
 
Rainbow: QUIET PINKIE! YOU’RE RUINING MY MONOLOGUE!
 
Pinkie: Sorry.

Where will you be when (insert embarrassing bodily ailment) strikes?