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“Don’t worry, just bail out before they explode!”
Happy 4th of July, otherwise known as “Bad-Ideas-Involving-Fireworks Day.” Whatever crazy notions you get this year for that box of backyard pyrotechnics you bought from that janky-looking fireworks stand in the Home Depot parking lot, just be sure to wear safety glasses and have a garden hose on standby.
Happy 4th of July, otherwise known as “Bad-Ideas-Involving-Fireworks Day.” Whatever crazy notions you get this year for that box of backyard pyrotechnics you bought from that janky-looking fireworks stand in the Home Depot parking lot, just be sure to wear safety glasses and have a garden hose on standby.
…with a stopover at the Darwin Awards.
MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FASTER PUSSYCAT! FASTER! LET’S SING A SONG!
Have you seen knitting needles? All you need a nerf gun and some duct tape and you have the Spiker Rifle from Halo.
The CMC are my favorite trio of daredevils. They could turn something as simple as knitting into a life-or-death situation.
We’ve gone right past “Calvin and Hobbes” to “Michael Bay does a Evel Knievel documentary.”
Nope!