I imagine a squeaky Dash voice.

@SpikeSpiegel  
Not to mention that both of them portray Celestia as the bad one.

These are hilarious.

Fanfics that actually explore the characters concepts that have been established through the show and out them as more than just cartoon animals. I don’t mean get into them in the sense of “extreme scientific psychology”, but rather using already-there items and manipulating them to an enjoyable outcome brainstormed by the writer of the fanfic.
 
My Little Dashie and Past Sins are just inserts meant to garner sympathy. From the writing style, I feel that every paragraph written wreaks of “OH PLS RELATE TO MEH” and that turns me off. These fics don’t explore; they don’t provide anything beyond a grab for reader sympathy, and that’s disappointing for a writer.
 
Outside of comedy writing, you want your readers to think.

I need to use the phrase “Step aside, nerd”. It sounds so…amusing.

I would very much like to know what fanfics you DO like then, Sonar.

@Putinforgod  
Actually, there was an alternate ending…

@Lord Gak  
im sorry for not liking a fanfic that was written purposely to be liked simply because it enabled the option to self insert oneself into the story giving it an artificially emotional concept. Seriously though, the story is really fucked up and doesnt make much sense other than to be a self insert for the attention of those who wish to want rainbow dash as a pet/companion.

@Sonar  
And you’re a terrible human being.

“my little dashie” is a terrible fic

Okay, this is funny

£50 that “Crimes against Equestria” Becomes a Meme.

All praise Princess Fillynapperlestia!