Ah’m an AJ!

The three on the left are all low-class gutfill.
 
MY KIND OF FOOD.

I prefer hotdogs being skewered with marshmallows to mix the sweet and the savory together…
 
 
It’s a Filipino thing if you’re wondering…

@ydvoku  

 
That’s probably how Cheese Sandwich would make his hotdogs, and after Pinkie (presumably) marries him, she’d probably have them that way sometimes too.

As usual, only Applejack is remotely rational or sane.

I agree with the comment about Dash=Chili Dog, but Dash also seems like the type who can’t/doesn’t want to cook so this has merit.
 
I think we missed out not making Pinkie Pie’s a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich with Spray Cheese. Thanks, Weird Al.
 
Either way, this does kind of capture some of their personality I think. Fun thoughts!

@dragon ball fan qooo  
The line “they’re just so cheesy” would imply that the cheese is at least a significant factor in why she’s afraid of quesadillas.

@Beau Skunky  
Twilight isn’t afraid of cheese, she’s afraid of quesadas.

@Beau Skunky  
She’s a complicated person D:

@Beau Skunky  
She doesn’t like it in excessive amounts, mostly she doesn’t like quesadillas.

@dragon ball fan qooo  
I still say Dashie’s the chili dog hog.
 
Also, dunno if anyone mentioned this, but in canon doesn’t Twilight hate/fear cheese?

In all honesty I think Spike would be the one who prefers chilidogs within the main cast but instead of shredded cheese he uses gem shards.

@Background Pony #E415  
Maybe… :P  

@Beau Skunky  
Kinda like another speedy blue character?

I always thought of Rainbow Dash as a chili dog hog.

@Goddess Erosia
 
>doesn’t microwave her steak
 

Rainbow Dash’s is still the embodiment of failure and defeat though - mind you, I’m talking specifically about the hotdog itself, just the meat. NEVER microwave the bread with the hotdog at the same time…. you may as well throw bread in a boiling pot and drink what’s left.

I still don’t get why the fuck boiling hotdogs is such a popular thing. It sucks compared to literally all other options, even ones that are equally as “difficult” or use up dishes - just fry the things on a frying pan or a toaster oven with the grease drain, it’s far superior and roughly the same effort.
 
Of course those are only the mediocre options for when you don’t have much time/can’t be bothered - the best result is undeniably either a good grill or roasting on an actual open fire. Anyone who complains about the marks/black sides obviously just has a burned hotdog because some idiot overdid them without realizing. You can get the grill marks to taste great instead of having them taste like coal and burnt ash, trust me.
 
Also, microwaving isn’t /the best/ thing to do, but it’s honestly not that bad, and anyone who complains is a snob. Fight me. It’s a hotdog, not a steak.
 
I don’t care that the microwave is considered “the lazy” or weak thing to do - there are things that are completely wasted on it, and there are things that are fine with it. Hotdogs - even good angus ballpark ones or hotlinks - are more or less what the microwave was invented for. Just use some tissue paper to absorb the juices.

@redweasel  
Just where do you get these “hot dogs” from?

@Prometheus labs CEO
 
QUESTION NOT THE HOLY CONTENTS OF PRIME A SELECT QUALITY TESTED-BY-SOME-MEANS HOT DOGS

@redweasel  
What… what were those last two?

nothing I like more about hot dogs than that crackling blistered flesh of a well cooked one. I’m probably gonna get cancer from a hot dog one day, and they taste too damn good to turn them down. it’ll be the divine wrath of the pigs/cows/dogs/armadillos for my crime of cooking them until their very meat cries out for mercy.

@Power-Up&Sky-Blue
 
Dunno why, myself. Grilled dogs are also good.

@Dirty Bit  
I’m okay with boiled hotdogs.  
Grilled are also good, but some people may not see the appeal in the grill marks.

@Dirty Bit
 
so did my parents when I was young, raised on the taste of easily prepared, boiled hot dogs. I will never forgive them for that awful experience.