Cringe

I’m not lgbtq+ but I do want to commit crimes.

@Background Pony #C574  
As a straight person I both commit crimes and am perfectly fine with letting Atom Smasher represent my crimes committed. HAZAA!  
MFG,  
Comrade Bagel Muffin

Beeing part of a group is a form of conformity in itself, I think people buy into this shit are too NPC to understand individualism. Also it’s not a crime, it’s just stupid.
 
Also, where are the straight people, are we not cappable of crimes? I smell discrimination, dear sir/lady/toaster…

@Fire_Bolt
 
“Asexual”, as in “having no definite sexual attraction towards which genders”.

what is Ace?

@Background Pony #1C17
 
I wish you all the best.
 

@Background Pony #1C17  
Sorry I was having a breakdown. I come from a messed up family and homophobia scares me sometimes to the point I don’t want to poke the Hornets’ nest if you know what I mean. But I’m doing better now.

(Sorry for the double comment due to technical errors)

@GodSaveMe
 
A. Mike Pence would hire you as his assistant, and you will get lightning powerz.
 
B. The Gays™ will hunt you down like an army of wrathful wraiths, as you are obstructing their grand scheme of global domination.
 

Be straight
 
Arrest criminal (that is my job yes?)

I am at the convention RIGHT NOW. Give your location. I NEED a sticker.

Wish I could make it C’est la Vie.  
Duck and Cover here he comes!

@cdcdrr  
That explains the ask reply when they started laughing when someone thought Atom was a guy. They were suspecting the wrong one!

I called it, Candy is trans mare.

I don’t feel safe poking fun at homophobic attitudes I guess.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
Okay I thought it was something along those lines. Sigh Seems like LGBT culture is rather disconnected from the mainstream. I say that as someone who is bisexual and lives with my trans girlfriend. LGBT culture always seems to make me uncomfortable though, I think cause I had a rough childhood and live in a mediocre place for it. It draws attention to us being different instead of the old “Well we’re no different from anyone else” blend in approach. Which scares me. I have trouble with sexuality at all anymore though… Expressing it, feeling okay with it… I had a fundamentalist christian upbringing. Also I was molested as a kid and it’s been bothering me more lately. It’s been hurtimg my girlfriend that I’m too scared to have sex and stuff. I’m trying to see a therapist again but they’re always so booked so full and you have to wait so long to see them. And then when I do I can’t ever seem to actually accomplish much but I want to try… Sigh

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
My first thought was that even an LGBT individual can do crimes.
 
Crimes as in normal things like robbery or something.

@Background Pony #1C17
 
“Enby” is a term for non-binary people, which is a group of people who refuse to be identified as “male” or “female”.
 
This meme about “be gay do crimes” means “accept your LGBTQ-ness, and don’t care about what others say about you!”, something like a supportive meme. It also pokes fun of homophobic attitudes that treat LGBTQ-ness as “criminal”.
 
^{(that reminds me of the SVTFOE quote: “It’s not criminal to be an individual!”)}
 

I feel dumb lol. What is enby, and what the heck is this meme?

Don’t worry – the “be gay do crimes” thing is just a meme, like dabbing!