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Gatito!
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Don’t go Trixie’s route, Brother. Trust me, she’s had a rough time
Err, I have 30 bits, if that helps?
Then what’s the point?
I need money. Now.
Alright, let me try again. My money is worth jack shit. You can buy stuff in my barony with it, but it has no backing. Not to mention my barony is in another dimension.
…ma head hurts. Explain dat in English?
Sure, I guess. I’m pretty sure my barony’s legal tender is as good as monopoly money in reality. Not to mention you’d have to GET to my barony, which is… difficult.
…well, ah am broke.
…
May I…?
When I give my word, I keep it. You can take it to the bank. Literally, in my barony, you can cash my word in for money.
…why so much emphasis on da “word”?
Valid point, I understand your reasoning. I will endeavor to keep your secret, then. You have my word.
I can’t go around sayin’ imma fan of bestiality! I’ll be screwed! Ma mom will kick me outta da house!
Hrmm, you secret is safe with me. I still think it’s a bit morally suspect to lie about such a thing, though. You mite hurt Gatito’s feelings.
G-get out! Ah have an image to uphold!
@Morfean
If you tell anyone…
Umm, hello? Wait, did femmie… she didn’t. Did she?
I’ll blow her brains out if she even dares…
Don’t tempt fate, Carrot Top might be around.
It’s true! It’s true!
(nope, don’t buy it)
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