Page 446 - The Barbarian Guild

This just in: Despite evidence to the contrary, life does, in fact, go on. I’ve made my move back to my old home.

I’ve also set up a Patreon page, just to see how that goes.

Rainbow Dash: Who are you guys, exactly?
Spitfire: The Wonderbolts.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I got that part.
DM: Look, you know the Blue Angels? They’re basically the Equestrian version of them.
Rainbow Dash: Stunt flyers?
Spitfire: We prefer the term “rockstar mercenaries.” We perform for the fans, but when Equestria needs its heavy-hitting pegasi, they call us. Every Wonderbolt has to be a capital-B Badass on top of being a top-class flier. So, to answer your question, THAT is exactly who we are.
Fluttershy: Wow… That sounds perfect for your character…
Rainbow Dash: Uh-huh…
Applejack: That’s it, RD? Just “uh-huh”? For cryin’ out loud, I’m wanna ask if they have openings for earth ponies.