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I think I can write off June as the worst month I’ve had in a while at this point. Let’s hope July’s at least a little better, heat notwithstanding.

Story Time! Tell a story about a time when trying to intervene backfired and had the opposite effect. Yes, I know how broad that is.

Rainbow Dash: So I’m all the way back at…
DM: Yep.
Rainbow Dash: And to get up front I gotta…
DM: Yep.
Rainbow Dash: Rrrrgh. <roll>
Applejack: See what cheatin’ gets ya? Back where we started and with even less to show for it.
Rainbow Dash: Uh-uh. You don’t get to take the high ground here. The game has changed now, thanks to you. It’s on.
Rarity: Well, they’re sufficiently frenzied. How are you faring, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Me? Oh, I think I’m last.
DM: Yep.
Pinkie Pie: Wait, really? Dead last?
Twilight Sparkle: I… wouldn’t say “dead” last. More like “still technically alive!” …last.