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I’ve never heard of a “death by pet peeve,” though I would absolutely bet on a group of roleplayers to invent it somehow.

Pinkie Pie: “‘I love you,’ Sunny said in a sisterly way. ‘I love you too,’ Moony said back.”
DM: Aaaaaauuuuugh! That’s enough. I’ve had enough. Enough storytelling, please!
Rainbow Dash: The only way to make it stop is for Applejack to spill the beans!
DM: What?! This is all some ploy on ME? You’re metagaming?!
Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about? It’s clearly still in-character. You’re telling me Applejack wouldn’t be annoyed by THIS?
Pinkie Pie: …the end! Of Book 1! Next up is Book 2: Dragonfly! Where Butterfly has a history with the dragon for no adequately explained reason!
DM: Noooo…!