@rylasasin  
Hahah I read this in his voice as well as all the edits involved (the “DIE”)

Omnipotence!? I’ll have you know that I can get an erection just as easily as anyone. WITHOUT THE AID OF VIAGRA!!!

“I refuse.”

@Sumbodee  
Rest in Peace, Kitty0706

@Careless Whisper  
I understood that reference!

@rylasasin  
Celestia’s Unreasonable Demands.

Sorry Starlight, I can’t give mercy.  
Come back when you’re a little, mmm, richer.

Watch out for bats!
 
Starlight: What? Gets hit in the head with a flying baseball bat

Celestia: “Mercy? For incompetence? Very well. Your destruction shall be swift.”

Celestia: After you’ve scrubbed all of the floors in Equestria, then after you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then after you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you’ve scrubbed all of me then after you’ve rubbed oil on my pea’s nest then you can rub my detective, then you can eat pre-digested food then you can you can take shining to dinner.
 
Shining: Great!
 
Celestia: Then after you’ve strived for this peace, then you can send Shining for pizza, then you can save me four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Luna’s mammary glands.
 
Luna: But sister, what-
 
Celestia: Then you can wfwhiue furs jesklsd ur shulf in gufff, then you can help me plant peas in the morning, then after you go on a DIE-IT, then you can… then you can… hmmm… help?
 
Shining: Eat an octopus block
 
Celestia: Then you can-
 
Luna: Go SOCK yourself
 
Celestia: Then you can-
 
Shining: Do the duckwalk!
 
Celestia: Then you can-
 
Random Guard: Beat logs and jump onto Tierek’s beautiful face.
 
(Everyone looks at him)
 
Celestia: Then after you please all the dragons in the dragon lands, then we can talk about mercy! Take her away!
 
Other guard: Yes my leige!

Once you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Equestria, then we can talk about mercy! Take her away!

If these Zelda games contributed nothing else to the world, at the very least they contributed memes.
 
HOAH!