Page 770 - Hurried Getaway

The moral spectrum of player actions is full of broad and diverse shades, but not all of the grays are complex and exciting. Sometimes, when you look back, it boils down to, “Yeah… it wasn’t exactly evil, but we were still kinda jerks…”

Rainbow Dash: Well! That was… easier than expected. Gimme dat pollen, I guess.
DM: As that Breezie gives away a couple of grams, the “leader” of the group shoves his way forward.
Seabreeze: What are you doing, you idiot?! Do you even know how important that pollen is?! You can’t just give it away! Every piece is precious!
Applejack: Not much of a “leader” of these Breezies, is he?
DM: No. He doesn’t actually seem to command much respect. He’s merely the loudest.
Pinkie Pie: What’s this little guy’s name, anyway?
Fluttershy: I don’t think we were told, but… Wouldn’t we have had introductions while I was making them comfortable?
DM: Sure. This one’s name is Seabreeze.
Rainbow Dash: Neat. So anyway, I’m like: “What’s that, you say something? Can’t hear you over the sound of me leaving with this pollen okay buh-bye seeya!”
DM: You just leave with the pollen while–
Rainbow Dash: Yep.
DM: …Seabreeze is understandably frustrated.
Rarity: Well… I suppose it was freely given… Even if their peer thought it was unwise…
Rainbow Dash: Hey, we just solved, like, three of our problems and only added one to theirs. That’s a transaction we can work with.
DM: Your foreign policy is astounding.