Page 844 - A Princess is Born

Author: Rastaba

Guest Author’s Note: “I had no real intentions to make Bonnie ‘play’ Princess Celestia when I started, but it just worked out that way.”

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GM: Princess?
Bonnie: Oh, sorry. It’s just her nickname for me. Mostly based on my attitude…and that I did break into song.
Marceline: Like 50 times.
Bonnie: Well…yes.
Bonnie: But I’ve learned to deal with it. I enjoy being polite and avoiding swears, and a good musical number. If that makes me a princess, then so be it.
Rarity: Nothing wrong with being courteous or preferring to avoid course language.
Bonnie: Thank you.
GM: Well then, Princess, you get to be Princess Celestia.
Bonnie: Say what now?
Marceline: Oh my glob, ahahah!
GM: I’ve heard of Phoebe, and I am gonna guess Marceline tends to throw things off the rails a lot too given Tree Hugger and ‘The Schmooze’. I need someone to help me keep them in line and you’re it.
Bonnie: Fair enough. Then as my first act as Princess, I deem that Marceline must dance like a fool.
Marceline: I’m a druid, you aren’t my god. Or my princess.
Bonnie: Funny you should say that. According to this character sheet, Celestia is akin to a deity in strength.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, but she is usually pretty useless.
Bonnie: How so?
Twilight Sparkle: Her one real ‘job’ is raising the sun. Beyond that she hasn’t really shown that she can do anything godly at all.