“Dagnabbit, Elusive, why did ya bring me to some frilly ‘maid cafe’ anyway?” Applebrandy rolled his eyes as Elusive walked into the establishment.
 
“I just thought it’d be a fun thing to do.” Elusive chuckled, “don’t tell me you’re not the least bit curious.”
 
“Ah jus’ think dat this is a waist of-”
 
Suddenly, the two were confronted by Dirk Thistleweed and Ragamuffin, the two of them giving them a curtsy.
 
“Welcome home, Masters~”
 
Elusive smirked as Applebrandy fell silent.
 
“…Never mind.”
 
(Note: I know this probably isn’t the popular opinion, but I like to refer to male!Applejack as ‘Applebrandy’.)