I have an even better idea:
Hypnotize Rarity AJ & RD

@Background Pony #DC3B
No idea. I just meant be really nice to her, but not to the extent of marrying or fucking her.

@PoemeMystique
kill Rainbow Dash with kindness Like in the Selena Gomez Song?

Fuck AJ, marry Rarity, kill Rainbow Dash with kindness.

Ez.  
Fuck AppleJack  
Marry Rainbow Dash  
Kill Rarity

Fuck Rarity, marry AJ, kill Rainbow Dash.

@Background Pony #2665  
Thank you. 😊

@Nightmare Fuel  
And I’m just a sailor, so I understand.

@Background Pony #2665  
true, i guess. i’m a massive sailor mouth irl… which is something i’m working on fixing, lol.

@Nightmare Fuel  
Some kids got that self-restraint. I admire him for it. I fuckin’ sure as hell don’t have it.

@ThomasFan45  
he meant who to choose between the three, maybe he likes them all. wouldn’t the one you want to bang be the one you also like anyway? also  
>censoring fuck in 2019  
kek

Marry Rarity, Fuck Applejack, kill Rainbow Dash

@Background Pony #BE7C  
I forgot to say kill Dash dreams ||hell no I don’t like dash I rather have fluttershy or Sunset Shimmer with Aj and Rarity || of give me XD.

Marry AJ, Fuck Rarity and AJ and kill Dash ||I don’t care about rainbow dash ||

Marry Dashie , Fuck Aj & Kill Rarity ach herrje

Fuck Dashie, marry Rarity, kill Applejack

I for one shall not force myself to do such acts upon these three women who would not even consent to. To do as what you call “fyay one” is wrong for many reason. As such, if one of these three were to allow it, I will not do it as there could be a chance said women would become pregnant, forcing her to adulthood at a very young age. To force one to marriage is something I won’t do as one of the three would not mesh well with me if our personalities are different. If I do get married, but if one of the three found out I fyay the other, then we would have a divorce as it shows that I am not loyal to the woman I married. And I will never do as you call “ kill one” as that would be considered first-degree murder and that would land me 25 to life in prison. Even then, I will not kill any of these three as these women have a full life to live. If I were to choose if presented, I would kindly spend time with Rainbow Dash, hopefully we would become a couple, then I would politely ask her if she would like to marry me, and finally we would consider the idea of starting a family. That is if she would be ok with that. I hope you understand what I’m saying………… unfortunately there’s going to be those who need an answer to the proposed question… fine: I’d fyay Applejack, marry Rainbow Dash and kill Rarity. There, happy?

Easy fix - marry Applejack and become part of the Apple family, sleep with Rainbow and have a great night together, extract Nightmare Rarity from Rarity’s body and kill her dead, Rarity comes out A-OK, maybe go for coffee later. Everyone wins!

@Background Pony #2665  
Do you like them all equally or is there one you like more than the others?

@ThomasFan45  
except I like all three. I don’t really have a favorite.

@Dreadmaster231  
Not really. Just marry you favorite out of the three, kill your least favorite, and f**k the one you don’t feel anything for.

this is a legit hard choice.

get dominated by dash, have a life-long loving relationship with rarity, destroy appuls

Marry Rarity,  
Fuck AJ,  
Kill RD.