@Background Pony #BAE2  
Male mammals are just as capable of lactation as female mammals, it’s just much less common.

I’m gonna forego any suggestive jokes, if you’re going to eat hot spicy food you know you can’t handle, it would be wise to do some prep work ahead of time. Full fat dairy is pretty well known to fight the spiciness of foods (it’s why many douse thier buffalo hot wings in ranch or blue cheese) and a glass of milk or cup of ice cream are also known to counteract that spiciness in the mouth, but many forget or are unaware acidic foods also work, such as tomato, lemon, and vinegar can achieve the same effect. For foods with a lot of capsaicin, honey, oil, and peanut butter are good. This could be useful if you, say, have a lactose allergy but still want hot diarrhea from that ghost pepper you decided to add to your meal. Just take care with capsaicin foods as eating too much in a sitting can literally kill you. Granted you need to eat a lot for that to happen. For hot chips or snack foods you’re probably fine.
 
I have acid reflux, it’s kinda something I’ve come to learn.

“Ready to get squirted on, bitch?”

On one hand, cute. On the other hand, Dashie deserves this
 
The comments were both expected and hilarious

Dick milk? OK

@Background Pony #EE89
 
“just give her any kind of milk, dick”

“Okay, so what type of milk? We have lactose-free milk, low fat milk, fat free milk, organic milk aaand flavored milk  
You need to be more specific Dashie.”
 
RD: JUST GIVE ME THE MILK!
 
“Alright, alright. The milk.”
 
RD: FINALLY!
 
“Oookay, sooo what kind of milk would you prefer? We have oat milk, hemp milk, kefir, soy mi-”
 
RD: OH FOR yay SAKE!

What a silly pony!

THESE ARE MANTITS DASHIE!

@ABronyAccount  
That is clearly a real man that wants to go skateboards.

>Milk

Give me mïłk, anon.

The funny part is that is only MILD pepper.

Rainbow Dash is one hot mare, and apparently she’d rather not be.

Sure.
 
*gives glass full of hot sauce

Sure😈

She thirsty.

Well now we need Rainbow Dash messily chugging a carton of milk.

“Oh I don’t have any milk. But I do happen to have this cow…”  
(Mooing begins)

Serves her right, the little thief. ;)

Soy milk?

“Ok”
 
Unzips pants

JOSH  
POUR ME  
A GLASS OF MALK