twilight: spike! help! i cant stop!! call pinkie!!! i can see colors that don’t have names yet!!

@Background Pony  
Oh, and don’t even get me started on that whole “Whispers of dead gods in your nightmares” thing. Y’know, maybe if they asked more politely, more people would be willing to free them from the seals holding them in eternal slumber.

All hail the hypno-Sparkle?

Eyes of Morality, turn turn turn.  
Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

@Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous  
Ehh, I didn’t think it was that good. Sure, the tortured screams of a thousand damned demons ringing in your ears as you read it seems like good fun at first, but it loses its charm once you’ve raised a small army of the undead to re-enact “Thriller” and Dawn of the Dead for the third time, and not to mention the neighbors won’t go anywhere near my house on Halloween anymore. You summon Yog-Sothoth to jump out of the bushes to scare some kids just once and all of a sudden you have to get the police involved…

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