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Hello everyone, I am Evil Alligator and I will be taking a bath for you. When you first get inside the bath tub, you are going to want to put water all over your body to ensure that germs will be destroyed when you put shampoo on them. Now, this is my special made swamp shampoo, it is much more powerful than any shampoo you can find on the open market. Now, after you are done applying the shampoo into your body, you are going to want to take a sponge and really rub it into your body to destroy all of the germs. You can also get some more water to ensure that the shampoo works. Now, I am going to take this Pinkie Pie lotion and I’m going to spray it all over the place because this Pinkie Pie lotion makes you smell like bubblegum and that attracts all the female alligators, so hopefully at the end of this bath I will smell like bubblegum. This is a really good bath! Oh, I almost forgot the most important part of any bath! Playing with the toys!  
“Hello! I am in Evil Alligator’s bath!”  
“Hello, I am also in Evil Alligator’s bath!”  
“Oh! Oh! We’re having so much fun, oh now we’re swimming together! Oh, we’re swimming in Evil Alligator’s bath! Oh! Oh!”  
Oh, that was so much fun. Yes! I’m just going to relax now. Woah! If I don’t get out of the bath tub now, I’m going to overflow the bath! Wow, that was one close call. Wow, what an amazing bath!

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