Ok ok  
I just had this pretty fucked and weird dream today  
So apparently  
In this dream I have a short changeling mom  
Weird because both my adopted and biological mother are short but ok, but i think it’s a coincidence  
Also apparently my changeling mother has an thicc af hourglass figure  
So in this dream I come home from somewhere  
And I go to the bathroom  
In the bathroom I noticed this big spider, with a size just smaller than then a tarantula  
At first it was brown with dark brown legs  
So I grab a drinking glass and smash it into the wall where it was  
It spread out it’s legs and turned green before my eyes  
I successfully trap hearing a crunch as a crush it’s legs with glass  
However it wasn’t died  
It started tried to bite through the glass towards my hand with no success  
I can hear a tapping noise as it made each attempt at the glass  
So I started twisting the glass to separate the spider’s legs from it body with no success as this thing is still trying to bite me through the glass  
Something happens and I drop the glass  
And spider sprints out it but not far and looking at me  
So in the end it’s just me staring down this spider as it staring at me  

TL;DR I had a short changeling mother and was staring at this big ass spider in the bathroom  
Edit the changling’s color theme was purple  
Edit my changeling mother was a super thicc shortstack  
I wakes up thinking WTF  

yea that’s my dream  
that I just wake up from  
I do not wait to forget it so I immediately starting typing it out here