There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, and it’s hard for a man to think straight when two of them are smooshed against his chest.

@raw19  

 
Yup

Oh! Maybe Bloom actually does just have overactive hormones and/or a social disorder, and she keeps scaring guys off because she screws up the social interactions. Maybe she doesn’t understand her own feelings about this and keeps saying things she doesn’t mean.
 
Words are just approximations of how we feel, after all, and sometimes we feel so complicated inside that they just don’t do the job. Bloom might be confused and even upset on why she’s like this and why she can’t ever say the right things. Maybe she’s deflecting blame away from herself because she doesn’t know what’s wrong with her or how to fix it. Perhaps she’ll crash and burn at some point when she concludes that she’s too messed-up to ever deserve a boyfriend.
 
I’m sad now. :(

Spike may have just accidentally agreed to something bad.

@Background Pony #CFE8  
Not naive, scheming. She seems to be doing everything she can to land herself a guy.

I will be honest that hug was adorable.
 
I don’t think AB is a bad mare.  
Just a bit naive.
 
My kind of girl ❤

Hmm… That arm is going up to his neck, but I can’t tell whether the other has gone for his pockets.

At least he’s keeping his arms at his sides.

Hold it together Spike.  
Don’t let those two, keep rubbing on your body.

Bad touch, bad touch.

@GaruuSpike  
XD

@Background Pony #E3A1  
I don’t. Bloom needs to stop rubbing up against guys who are too timid to tell her off. If she’s not emotionally manipulative, she is extremely naive about love.

I would say I regret saying BEGONE THOT before, but knowing this universe, I’ll just save my apology just in case…

Either those were crocodile tears before, or Bloom is just perpetually in heat and has more mood swings than a teenager.