Yusss!!! 😞😩😫

4 inches and proud

My training in the psychiatric ward made me realize a little thing: “size queens” are pathetic human beans.  
Six inches are above average. Selecting a man who’s got any size longer than that runs into the risk of cardiac fatigue.  
Then again: my field considers penis humiliation a mental illness and you can cure it.  
You’re honest to G-d mentally ill if you’re into this. End of story. Seek help.  
You learn to hate introverts. You really do.

Too bad Sunset Never talkis to me, otherwise she would have had to use her whole arm.

Awwww, Sunset. I’d expect crap like that from the Dazzlings…
 

 
…but you?
 
Unless this is Sunset Shimmer from the first Equestria Girls movie. Then i’d totally expect her to be a complete cunt.
 
 
“Life is short! So is your penis”!

Go ask your Mom.

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@PhantomShadow051  
It’s not really a matter of loving to as much as, well, being horny and lacking a better outlet.

just as much as you enjoy going off to those erotic novels you hide in your cabinet
 

 
don’t forget you’re still a horse

Don’t all guys of all shapes and sizes?