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It’s a bright Sunday in Cantorlot. Ponies of all kinds have gathered in and out of Cup O’ Joe just to add a pint of pizazz with the pungent aroma of coffee. But, being busy most of the time, there was nothing to do but work. Joe wears a goofy smile for his customers to make them feel at home, like his shop intends, but munching on bakery goods like cake pops can get typically boring and, often exhausting, real quick. Until that one opportunity comes for you to make your day even brighter.

“GOD, could I go for a black brewed cup right about now…”

walk in bell chime

The café suddenly goes quiet as a tall and slender mare with snow white fur and shimmering aqua hair. T’was Princess Iridescence. The ponies of Canterlot all bowed in her presence.

“Oh, hey Irie…”

“Why hello dear Joey. Are you well? You seem quite um…pooped.”

“Yeah and just bored with work. What will it be today?”

“Hmm, I don’t suppose you have a nice special cup of “perfect” coffee?”

Joey smirks

“Well unfortunately for you, I haven’t even prepared one for myself, but if I do, you won’t know what I could do to it…”

“I suppose so. So I will have to have your Rainbow Sprinkle Chocolate Do-nut Supreme…”

snort

“One Do-Nut “coming” right up!

Everypony in the café suddenly stare at the two in udder confusion. Some laughing at their crude and tasteless jokes.

“Enjoy Irie.”

“I think I will Joey-dear.”

“I’ll go cater to some of the tables for a while. Be back in a minute.”

“Alright Mr. Pudgy…”

“Oh man, and I thought I was starting to lose the kilos haha!”
"Okay Irie, I'm back. How's yo-"

Iridescence turns to Joe with a messy chocolate face. While a sudden lightbulb sneers over Joey’s head and a smirk hordes across his face.

“My, my Irie. That’s quite the new makeover you got there.”

“Wha- OH GOODNESS! Joey could you be a dear and hand me a napkin?

“Of course but better yet…”

Joey creeps up next to Iridescence left check. His breath resonating in her ear.

*lick*

“JOEY!! Why yo-…clears throat, a napkin would have sufficed.”

Iridescence was completely flushed to the cheeks with a lime green tone.

“But a napkin wouldn’t have gotten it all off, so I thought I would give you a “wet wipe” instead.”

“Do you forget that I am also a prin-”

“A princess? Yes, I do indeed know, and being the kind, handsome, and considerate friend I am, I was simply helping you keep tidy and help teach you proper etiquette. Besides, that was the last chocolate “Do-Nut”. And weren’t you the one who said that sharing is caring?”

grunt

“I suppose I should thank you for your “considerate” thoughts and actions…”

“Why, you’re very welcome your highness. Plus, that’s what happens when you steal someone else’s perfect coffee. And that you called me pudgy, but I shall let that one slide since I found it cute.”

“Well, maybe that’s why I called you pudgy. Oh and those nice cinnamon rolls you have on yourself…smirk”

BLOOSH

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> It's a bright Sunday in Cantorlot. Ponies of all kinds have gathered in and out of Cup O' Joe just to add a pint of pizazz with the pungent aroma of coffee. But, being busy most of the time, there was nothing to do but work. Joe wears a goofy smile for his customers to make them feel at home, like his shop intends, but munching on bakery goods like cake pops can get typically boring and, often exhausting, real quick. Until that one opportunity comes for you to make your day even brighter. 
> 
> "GOD, could I go for a black brewed cup right about now..." 
> 
> **walk in bell chime** 
> 
> The café suddenly goes quiet as a tall and slender mare with snow white fur and shimmering aqua hair. T'was Princess Iridescence. The ponies of Canterlot all bowed in her presence. 
> 
> "Oh, hey Irie..." 
> 
> "Why hello dear Joey. Are you well? You seem quite um...pooped." 
> 
> "Yeah and just bored with work. What will it be today?" 
> 
> "Hmm, I don't suppose you have a nice special cup of "perfect" coffee?" 
> 
> **Joey smirks** 
> 
> "Well unfortunately for you, I haven't even prepared one for myself, but if I do, you won't know what I could do to it..." 
> 
> "I suppose so. So I will have to have your Rainbow Sprinkle Chocolate Do-nut Supreme..." 
> 
> **snort** 
> 
> "One Do-Nut "coming" right up!  
> 
> Everypony in the café suddenly stare at the two in udder confusion. Some laughing at their crude and tasteless jokes. 
> 
> "Enjoy Irie." 
> 
> "I think I will Joey-dear." 
> 
> "I'll go cater to some of the tables for a while. Be back in a minute." 
> 
> "Alright Mr. Pudgy..." 
> 
> "Oh man, and I thought I was starting to lose the kilos haha!" 
> 
> ```````````````````````` 
> 
> "Okay Irie, I'm back. How's yo-"

Iridescence turns to Joe with a messy chocolate face. While a sudden lightbulb sneers over Joey's head and a smirk hordes across his face.

"My, my Irie. That's quite the new makeover you got there."

"Wha- OH GOODNESS! Joey could you be a dear and hand me a napkin?

"Of course but better yet..."

Joey creeps up next to Iridescence left check. His breath resonating in her ear.

\*lick\*

"JOEY!! Why yo-...**clears throat**, a napkin would have sufficed." 
> 
> Iridescence was completely flushed to the cheeks with a lime green tone. 
> 
> "But a napkin wouldn't have gotten it all off, so I thought I would give you a "wet wipe" instead." 
> 
> "Do you forget that I am also a prin-" 
> 
> "A princess? Yes, I do indeed know, and being the kind, handsome, and considerate friend I am, I was simply helping you keep tidy and help teach you proper etiquette. Besides, that was the last chocolate "Do-Nut". And weren't you the one who said that sharing is caring?" 
> 
> **grunt** 
> 
> "I suppose I should thank you for your "considerate" thoughts and actions..." 
> 
> "Why, you're very welcome your highness. Plus, that's what happens when you steal someone else's perfect coffee. And that you called me pudgy, but I shall let that one slide since I found it cute." 
> 
> "Well, maybe that's why I called you pudgy. Oh and those nice cinnamon rolls you have on yourself...**smirk**" 
> 
> **BLOOSH**

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