(Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Lyra & Bonbon, and Vinyl Scratch play a jungle beat, while the CMC sit on the steps of the band room, tapping their feet to the rhythm, while Mikey uses a projector to show them and other students a little presentation)
 
Mikey: Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! I am proud to present to you, a multi media even: The Song Of The Cebu! (Sings) Cebu! (Speaks) This is a song about a boy! (Shows a picture of himself as the boy) A song about a little boy and his cebus! Song about a little boy and his three cebus! (Shows a picture of his brothers as the cebus) A song about a little boy who had a Sick Cebu. (Leo’s the Sick Cebu) A Sad Cebu. (Donnie’s the Sad Cebu) And a Mute Cebu. (Raph’s the Mute Cebu) (then he shows a picture of a hippo) And also a hippo. (The he unexpectedly shows pictures of their adventure in Moo Mesa) Uh… this is me, my bros, the Mutanimals, and the girls when we landed in Moo Mesa. This is Rarity freaking out over being turned into pony mutant. This is us when the Masked Bull showed up. This is us fighting the Masked Bull and his lackeies.
 
Audience: Ooooo!
 
Mikey: This is me, Pinkie Pie, and Coworado Kid.
 
Audience: Aaaaaa!
 
Mikey: This is me, Pinkie Pie, Coworado Kid, and I think that’s a friend of his. He’s a cebu.
 
Twilight Sparkle: Hold it! You call this a multi media even? This is just a projector showing. And what on earth is a cebu, anyway?
 
Fluttershy: It’s a sub-species of cow. (Mikey shows a picture) See?
 
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I guess this could be interesting. Carry on.
 
[Mikey]
 
Cebu!
 
Sing it along with me!
 
Cebu!
 
[CMC]
 
Cebu!
 
[Mikey]
 
Boy is riding with cebu.
 
[CMC]
 
Boy is riding with cebu.
 
[Mikey]
 
Into town in his canoe.
 
[CMC]
 
Into town in his canoe.
 
[Mikey]
 
Sick cebu is rowing, and sneezing, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achomoomoomoomoo!
 
[CMC]
 
Achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo achoomoomoomoomoo!
 
[Mikey]
 
Hippo chewing on bamboo.
 
[CMC]
 
Hippo chewing on bamboo.
 
[Mikey]
 
Can’t see boy and three cebu.
 
[CMC]
 
Can’t see boy and three cebu.
 
[Mikey]
 
Sad cebu is rowing and crying boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoomoomoo!
 
[CMC]
 
Boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoomoomoo!
 
[Mikey]
 
Cebu!
 
[CMC]
 
Cebu!
 
[Mikey]
 
Cebu!
 
[CMC]
 
Cebu!
 
Achoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, cebu!
 
Hippo seen by mute cebu.
 
Hippo seen by mute cebu.
 
Tries to tell the other two.
 
Tries to tell the other two.
 
Mute cebu is waving and grunting, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm!
 
Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!
 
Mikey: (starts having trouble with the photos) Uh oh.
 
Twilight Sparkle: Wait! What happens next?!
 
Mikey: Um… (music ends)
 
Twilight Sparkle: Does the hippo see them? Is the mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?! Is the boy injured?!? Why is the sad cebu sad?!? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?!?!
 
Mikey: Hey, look! There’s us fighting Bixio’s army! (shows another picture) Oh!
 
Audience: Ooooooooo!
 
Mikey: Forgot about that one. There’s me, Pinkie, Coworado again.
 
Twilight Sparkle: You can’t just start a song and then just leave it hanging like that! You know, I’ve come to expect a lot more from you.
 
Mikey: Oh look! A cebu!
 
(music starts)
 
[CMC]
 
Cebu!
 
Mikey: No wait, (music stops) that’s a waterbuffalo.
 
(music starts)
 
[CMC]
 
No more song about cebu
 
Need another verse or two
 
Audience is standing and leaving, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo byebyemoomoomoomoo.
 
Twilight Sparkle: See what a disaster this show was, Mikey? The audience hated it!
 
Apple Bloom: Actually, Twilight…
 
Sweetie Belle: We’re leaving cause you took the fun out of it with all your questions.
 
Scootaloo: Yeah!
 
Twilight Sparkle: Wait, what?!
 
 
Song “Song Of The Cebu” from Veggietales. Edited by jebens1.
 
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