Techno Babble
Why are you here?
How dare he assault our fair princess! Lynch him!
“In fairness, you gave tickle tools to someone who knows just how ticklish your feet are. So I don’t know what you expected.”
Based on the fact that one of my presents on Christmas was an actual comb.
Ironic how two of my favorite tickle tools are the things I almost never use for their intended purpose.