Now this is pony tale im a bout to tell  
How my filly days got flipped, turned derp round  
It’ll only take second just to spill  
about how i became the Scootaloo of Ponyville
 
In West Fillydelphia, bred and raised  
with all the pegasi ponies i spent my days  
Swaggin, braggin, and horsing around  
Scootin through town, tearing up the ground
 
When a couple of foals were up to no good  
Starting bullying me and my scooter crew  
I loss one little race then my momma got ill  
Said “Your movin to live with your Aunty in Ponyville”
 
I whistled for a carriage and as it got near  
I forget i cant fly, thats a pegasus fear  
Well its just earth ponies i’ll show off scoot skills  
And thats how i became the Scootaloo of Ponyville

She’ll tell you the riveting tale of how she came to live with Rainbow Dash.

started making cupcakes in ma neighborhood!

Damn you Will Smith Damn You.

Im not even gonna ask why…

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing…

Right, ‘cause it does sort of seem like she may have not ever been to Clousdale. Fucker, there should be a Scoot’s parents episode someday, really. :P

@sumbozo  
When a couple of fillies up to no good…

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,  
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school…

On the playground’s where I spent most of my days

Born and raised,