I greet her when activated in an orderly manner and english accent, then act confused when I realize I’m not on Earth anymore. Then get acquainted with the suit’s capabilities and sensors.
Then I guess I get to work assisting Spitfire with her duties and hope she doesn’t machine wash me or drink while wearing me.
High impact reactive armor activated Atmospheric contaminant sensors activated Vital signs monitoring activated Automatic medical systems engaged Defensive weapon selection system activated Munition level monitoring online Communication interface online Have a very safe day!
@kristy
It’s meant to stand on it’s own, as just an image. :)
There is an optional game though.
If you woke up one day to find that earth and your life was just a simulator to prepare you for life as a wonderbolts suit assistant, how would you respond to your new situation? I’m pretty tired so I don’t think I can word it more eloquently tonight. :(
Snarky wake up comment.
Maybe something along the lines of “ Are you really that desperate for assistance you’ll ask an earthbound ape for it?”
Or maybe “ Are you what passes for a user nowadays? Can I get a refund?
Then I guess I get to work assisting Spitfire with her duties and hope she doesn’t machine wash me or drink while wearing me.
So long as we don’t hit plaid we’re good. And don’t forget to buckle up.
Was actually referring to this guy, but you can’t go wrong with some Spaceballs.
“PREPARE TO REACH: LUDICROUS SPEED!”
High impact reactive armor activated
Atmospheric contaminant sensors activated
Vital signs monitoring activated
Automatic medical systems engaged
Defensive weapon selection system activated
Munition level monitoring online
Communication interface online
Have a very safe day!
It’s meant to stand on it’s own, as just an image. :)
There is an optional game though.
If you woke up one day to find that earth and your life was just a simulator to prepare you for life as a wonderbolts suit assistant, how would you respond to your new situation? I’m pretty tired so I don’t think I can word it more eloquently tonight. :(
Maybe something along the lines of “ Are you really that desperate for assistance you’ll ask an earthbound ape for it?”
Or maybe “ Are you what passes for a user nowadays? Can I get a refund?
If I can actually do things to her I’ll attempt to… stimulate… her.