@BigBuggyBastage
Some people put mayo on their pizza.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Could be. But I’d bet there’s at least some overlap in the Venn diagram circles, between “mayonnaise-haters” and “likes pineapple on their pizza”.

So the hatred and fear of mayonaisse simply came with its association from being hard to open?

BING BONG!

@BarryFromMars  
Oh, “can’t” as in “shouldn’t”.

@Background Pony #5EC2
 
Well yeah, but the definition of “can’t” that I’m using here is “I can’t because it’s a bad idea.”
 
@BigBuggyBastage
 
I get Smucker’s Peanut Butter in Glass Jars all the time… Not that I have any idea how the jars compare to these Hellmann’s Mayo jars that you’re talking about.
 
Speaking of Mayo, I miss Nasoya’s Nayonnaise. It was a Soybean variety of Mayo, and it seems to have been discontinued in 2017.

@Background Pony #5EC2  
It gets worse: if you’ve never gotten ketchup in a laceration before, lemme tell ya, it burns like mad. It’s the vinegar and salt, common to almost all ketchups. So after you’ve squeezed the bottle, it’s broken, and your meal is ruined, you’ll be screaming in pain all the way to the ER to get it cleaned & stitched up. :)
 
Serious note, though: I miss the glass jars because mayonnaise used to come in relatively BIG ones that were perfect for oh-so-many projects, organization, cleaning parts or paint brushes, you name it. Sure, I still get Smucker’s jelly in glass jars, and those are handy, but the size of the old Hellman’s was great. Thank goodness pickles still come in such jars, but I think those are some of the last holdouts.

@BarryFromMars  
I mean, you can squeeze the glass, but at best, it won’t do anything, and at worst, it’ll shatter, getting shards of glass both in the ketchup and your hands, causing you to need a trip to the ER.

@Background Pony #8D1B
 
I bought Heinz 1896 Ketchup in a Glass Bottle last year. While it was nice to have the glass bottle for “no plastic in my food” reasons, I can also see why we have plastic ones; the ketchup often got caught in the hole, and I can’t squeeze glass.
 

@laofuzi  
How about a giant wench? She’d be really strong and good at opening stubborn jars.

What about a giant wrench?

@BigBuggyBastage  

 
They still make them and some products are still packaged in them, in particular things like pickles and pasta sauce. Though yes, it’s true that glass jars are less commonly encountered than they once were.

Don’t feel bad Starlight, even the most powerful creatures struggle with opening jars sometime:  

@SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978  
If the jar does break, then she’ll definitely open it easily. Though if that happens, the contents of the jar mayo may not be safe for consumption anymore.

You could try tapping it against a rock a couple times. If you don’t destroy the jar, you should easily open it.

I miss glass jars.

@Background Pony #EF0C  
You keep using those words, despite having no clue what one actually is.

Poor Starlight

@Setsugekka  
And That Make Sene Since With Use Magic What She Want, It Just Make Starlight A Mary Sue

Not having opposable thumbs is gonna be kind of a drag.

Starlight learns how to play this instrument without magic :3

Only one way to solve this. It’s an old technique passed down through the generations…
 
 
NIGERUNDAYO!

@Background Pony #D55B  
Or a Pegasus, or an Alicorn, or a Changeling, or a Dragon, or an Octopus.

If only she was an earth pony