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Guard 1: “Should we check on Ensign Red Smear?”
Guard 2: “I imagine now he’ll be true to his name.”
Red Smear: “I’m okaaay. My spine will realign itself one one of you gets the rock off.”
Guard 1: “Huh? How’s he still alive?”
Guard 2: “Magic?”
Guard 1: “What kind of magic makes a pony unkillable and why isn’t that on every guard in Equestria?”
Red Smear: “Guys?”
Guard 2: “Maybe it’s a really draining spell with a high cost of power?”
Guard 1: “That seems like a bit of a stretch.”
Guard 2: “I’m just guessing here.”
Red Smear: “Guys?”
Both guards: “Shut up, Ensign! The officers are talking here!“