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fuck life
Trixie: Put Trixie back on the ground, now!
 
Princess Twilight: Don’t worry Trixie! I won’t drop you, you’re perfectly safe! Unless you slide out of my hoofs, and they are kind of slippery…<Trixie starts to slide out of Twilight’s hoofs and almost falls>
 
Trixie: Twilight!
 
Princess Twilight: <quickly catches Trixie> Don’t worry! It was just a joke!
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Twilight: Do you know how easy it would be for me to slip and drop you?
 
Trixie: Eh…yes. Please don’t.
 
Twilight: I dunno. Are you ever going to fuck with me or my friends again?
 
Trixie: No.
 
Twilight: Are you sure? Because it would be a shame if I accidentally dropped you into Ghastly Gorge. We’re not up so high that the fall would kill you…probably just break your legs.
 
Trixie: Okay, I get it! I’ll never mess with you or your friends again!
 
Twilight: That’s good. I can’t imagine a more awful death than laying at the bottom of Ghastly Gorge, helpless with broken legs…waiting for the Quarray eels to eat you alive.
 
Trixie: Alright! I understand! The Humble & Contrite Trixie will never fuck with you or your friends again! Now will you please let me down?
 
Twilight: When I’m done.