“I made you some eggs…”

I do not like these green-egg things  
I will not eat a fried changeling  
I will not eat them with low-salt Spam  
I will not eat them, You-I-Am.  
I will not eat them with a spork  
(though I might stab them with a fork)  
I will not eat them with hot sauce  
(though in your eyes that sauce I’ll toss)  
I will not eat them! Epic fail!  
I will not eat them in your jail.  
I will not eat them, if you please  
(though they smell good topped with cheese)  
Even with a hole-cheese just like Swiss  
Kind of like your legs there, Miss  
I will not eat them, She-Who’s-Fakin’  
I might eat YOU though (with some bacon).

He would not, could not, on the scene  
He would not, could not, with the Queen.

Cursed eggs.

’Eat it like you ate me”

Eat your eggs, Prince. 🔫

@Pseudowolf  

 
slow clap

Where’s a green ham?

im not an expert but i think this is infanticide

@Setsugekka  

 
“I’m going to make you breakfast” is a frightening promise, from Chryssy.

@Setsugekka  
Indeed. She made fresh eggs herself.

Eat your eggs like a good pony.

I will not eat them, Chry-sa-lis.  
I do not like green eggs like this!

He could not, would not, on a boat.  
He will not, will not, with a goat.  
He will not eat them in the rain.  
He will not eat them on a train.  
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!  
Not in a car! You let him be!  
He does not like them in a box.  
He does not like them with a fox.  
He will not eat them in a house.  
He does not like them with a mouse.  
He does not like them here or there.  
He does not like them anywhere!

What? No ham?

Oh wow didnt recognise it style as tjpones

How nice, she made him breakfast