Weren’t Dergs some sort of guardian entity from one of Robert Sheckley’s short stories?

@Why_am_I_here?
It’s obvious due to his childish regret, my guess someone kill him as a kid by time traveling.

In the shadow of what’s real  
You dig a hole down in the sand.  
Where you know you left it all,  
The things that make you understand.  
And guide your hand.  
Then you turn with wattering eye,  
To the sky in your surprise.  
And the sand is your blood and the hole is so big  
And you shake and you pray and you beg.  
You know why.  
With your watering eye,  
You’ve got a hole inside,  
Such a wretched life,  
Don’t look so surprised.  
You know why.  
You did this to yourself again.  
Gunning for a bluer sky.  
Swallowed the dose,  
Cut your own rope,  
Just to know it all.  
Do you know it all?  
Took down the dose,  
Cut your rope,  
Wanted to show yourself everything.  
You ran through the wires,  
Tasted the fires.  
You can’t feel anything at all.  
Shocked by the voice again.

well golly gee whiz they sure are

Plz make this a new mini parody sketch series.

@Dirty Bit  
Twiggie, of course.

@Background Pony #28B0  

 
He’s part T-Rex on his mother’s side.

Hey kids, don’t do dergs!

@BigBuggyBastage
 
Who would be the one who kills the moment someone elses refuses Wilkin’s?

@ABronyAccount  
Are you two Wilkins’ing in here again?! ;)
 
 
_{I’d totally be into short animations of Dergs selling Wilkins coffee.}

@sumbozo  
I’ll improve YOUR methods!
 
ZIPPO’D

@ABronyAccount  
TASTER’S CHOICE

Ermahgerd! Dergns!

hinga dinga dergon

Lol love these responses. I would really watch something like this if it ever existed. It would have to have the goofiest intro music while the Dergs are doing their silly dragon shenanigans before an episode starts.

Spige: best dragnon  
Ebmer: good dragnon lord  
Smoler: frickin oragne

smolester

@Emeralddragon2  
Your profile picture matches up so perfectly

Derg lord Ebmer

Ebmer’s dad, Torf, not pictured.

Where is Garble Gabl?

@milesprower06  
Grab is in jail for living up to his name.

Don’t forget Smoler’s brother, Grab.

Dergss be dergn.