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“Artemis, you’re doing great. Keep up the great work.”
“Thanks, mo-” suddenly, he froze in place, staring off into the distance.
“Son?”
“WHAT.”
“What’s wrong?” Luna crept closer, trying to identify the source of Artemis’ sudden breakdown. Then, she spotted it. “Artemis, calm down.”
“I CAN’T. KEY LIME WANTS TO HAVE A KID??”
“You don’t know that, it could be something else.”
“Like what?”
“Maybe.. she’s pregnant?”
“WHAT?? HOW?”
“Arte-”
“AHHHHH! I’M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER!”

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