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Lord Of Dorkness
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

@sivren
 
Yeah~
 
I think it says something that I don’t even recall when or where I had that experience. Gymnasium, something? But the experience itself, how my skin crawled and wanted out, how predatory and hungry the old guy looked, the poor girl smiling through gritted teeth…
 
Gha~ Not recommended.
 
Think the worst bit? That was clearly ‘Tuesday’ for the both of ’em, or at least looked it from a third party perspective. The girl barely blinked beyond being a bit annoyed, while the dude just… kinda drifted off with a shrug. One more rejection among a dozen that day type vibes in disturbing stereo.
 
Definitively made me more empathic to what a special type of heck even remotely attractive woman have to go through, though, so silver lining, I guess?
Lord Of Dorkness
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I can’t imagine that…is it like a feeling of being hunted/chased even though you aren’t? Genuinely curious.
 
Honestly, the best way I can put it is: imagine the singular focus of somebody that’s just barely eaten since they were twelve. And that person just got dumped into a Vegas style all-you-can-eat at age thirty, forty something.
 
It won’t matter to that person if that place is 0.1 Stars, and the crunchy bits are cockroach legs instead of crotons. In their eyes, that place is a freakin’ TWELVE, and they won’t have a single other thought in their mind until they’ve got gravy oozing out their ears.
 
NOTHING else exists for that person. Like some sort of perverse twisted version of a zen state.
 
Like that, but, well, ‘horny’ instead of gluttony.
 
I’ve never actually been the ‘plate full of crab legs’ in that equation, but MAN is it disconcerting to even be in the same room as that sort of raw lust. You genuinely feel dirty and a bit ashamed afterwards.
maze141
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

That stallion is in danger and doesn’t even realize it. How does he make it through this month without ending up a dried husk?
 
well, they DO say that Shining is a goddamn morom :/
sivren
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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That stallion is in danger and doesn’t even realize it. How does he make it through this month without ending up a dried husk?
Background Pony #0B29
Shiny looks like Konata. =3= And Cadence looks like she’s about to go Super Saiyan.