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heart shaped, that’s for sure :3
that’s gonna be a scary explosion
gotta be honest i did not expect this response
Yeah~
I think it says something that I don’t even recall when or where I had that experience. Gymnasium, something? But the experience itself, how my skin crawled and wanted out, how predatory and hungry the old guy looked, the poor girl smiling through gritted teeth…
Gha~ Not recommended.
Think the worst bit? That was clearly ‘Tuesday’ for the both of ’em, or at least looked it from a third party perspective. The girl barely blinked beyond being a bit annoyed, while the dude just… kinda drifted off with a shrug. One more rejection among a dozen that day type vibes in disturbing stereo.
Definitively made me more empathic to what a special type of heck even remotely attractive woman have to go through, though, so silver lining, I guess?
Woah…I wow…that is actually worrying if you’re in the same room as that kind of energy. Even if you aren’t the target…that’s just…
Honestly, the best way I can put it is: imagine the singular focus of somebody that’s just barely eaten since they were twelve. And that person just got dumped into a Vegas style all-you-can-eat at age thirty, forty something.
It won’t matter to that person if that place is 0.1 Stars, and the crunchy bits are cockroach legs instead of crotons. In their eyes, that place is a freakin’ TWELVE, and they won’t have a single other thought in their mind until they’ve got gravy oozing out their ears.
NOTHING else exists for that person. Like some sort of perverse twisted version of a zen state.
Like that, but, well, ‘horny’ instead of gluttony.
I’ve never actually been the ‘plate full of crab legs’ in that equation, but MAN is it disconcerting to even be in the same room as that sort of raw lust. You genuinely feel dirty and a bit ashamed afterwards.
I can’t imagine that…is it like a feeling of being hunted/chased even though you aren’t? Genuinely curious.
I’ve met some people like that. It’s genuinely distressing, even if you’re not the ‘target’ of whatever they’re after, honestly.
“…Should I?”
“It’s Fuck-Free Febuary.”
Edited
well, they DO say that Shining is a goddamn morom :/
Part of a complete breakfast
…Rhino penis extract, DMSO, oats…