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Page 1490 - The Jaws of Defeat
2nd Feb 2021, 6:00 AM in A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2

The “I’ve Already Won” villainous monologue is a classic and fun to deliver, but it can be a bit disconcerting when you weren’t exactly prepared for it to be serious.

Our Vampire: the Masquerade Spudventure has concluded! I think it’s one of our finest recent mini-campaigns. I’m really happy with the work done on it and the contributions of the players and viewers. Give it a listen now that the finale is up!
The Blood Virulent, Session 3 - Night Trip: Podcast | Video

Transcript:

DM: So… I guess we cut back to the wedding hall? Shining Armor is still brainwashed, Cadance has been immobilized, and Spike… is there too.
Princess Cadance: You won’t get away with this! Twilight and her friends will use the Elements of Harmony to banish you all!
Queen Chrysalis: Hmmm, yes, that would be inconvenient… Good thing I’ve got thousands of minions to secure the city, including the vault.
DM: And that’s when the six of you are brought in.
Princess Cadance: Oh no…!
Rainbow Dash: Urge to punch rising.
Pinkie Pie: Stay on target!
Twilight Sparkle: You didn’t mention Celestia. Is she…?
DM: Celestia is… alive.
Twilight Sparkle: …“But?”
DM: But she’s been cocooned in a gooey green pod hanging from the ceiling, sapping her strength and magic.
Rarity: Eugh!
DM: Yeah, it’s not pleasant.
Queen Chrysalis: Princess of Love, Captain of the Guard, Celestia, Elements… I *love* it when the pieces fall one by one.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, but you needed reinforcements to take down Celestia.
Queen Chrysalis: Au contraire, my dear Twilight! I took her down all by myself. The love I absorbed, the love your brother has for his would-be fiancé? It was the most potent love I’ve ever consumed. More than powerful enough to overcome an aging alicorn who hasn’t had a real fight in centuries!
Rarity: ^That is the *strangest* compliment…^
Queen Chrysalis: So if your brilliant plan was to take the fight to me personally, I have bad news for you.
Twilight Sparkle: …I’m all out of plans. You’ve won. Go ahead and gloat. Do your victory lap.
Queen Chrsyalis: You’re adorable when you lie, Twilight. But you are right about one thing: I *have* won. Canterlot is now all mine.
DM: …Okay, but seriously: I have no idea where you all are going with this.

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> **Page 1490 - The Jaws of Defeat** 
> 2nd Feb 2021, 6:00 AM in [A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2](http://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/archive/53201) 
> 
> The "I've Already Won" villainous monologue is a classic and fun to deliver, but it can be a bit disconcerting when you weren't exactly prepared for it to be serious. 
> 
> Our Vampire: the Masquerade Spudventure has concluded! I think it's one of our finest recent mini-campaigns. I'm really happy with the work done on it and the contributions of the players and viewers. Give it a listen now that the finale is up! 
> The Blood Virulent, Session 3 - Night Trip: [Podcast](https://spudventures.libsyn.com/night-trip-the-blood-virulent-session-3) | [Video](https://youtu.be/vS8_D_xOGWM) 
> 
  
Transcript:

> DM: So... I guess we cut back to the wedding hall? Shining Armor is still brainwashed, Cadance has been immobilized, and Spike... is there too. 
> Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this! Twilight and her friends will use the Elements of Harmony to banish you all! 
> Queen Chrysalis: Hmmm, yes, that **would** be inconvenient... Good thing I've got thousands of minions to secure the city, including the vault. 
> DM: And that's when the six of you are brought in. 
> Princess Cadance: Oh no...! 
> Rainbow Dash: Urge to punch rising. 
> Pinkie Pie: Stay on target! 
> Twilight Sparkle: You didn't mention Celestia. Is she...? 
> DM: Celestia is... alive. 
> Twilight Sparkle: ..."But?" 
> DM: But she's been cocooned in a gooey green pod hanging from the ceiling, sapping her strength and magic. 
> Rarity: Eugh! 
> DM: Yeah, it's not pleasant. 
> Queen Chrysalis: Princess of Love, Captain of the Guard, Celestia, Elements... I \*love\* it when the pieces fall one by one. 
> Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, but you needed reinforcements to take down Celestia. 
> Queen Chrysalis: Au contraire, my dear Twilight! I took her down all by myself. The love I absorbed, the love your brother has for his would-be fiancé? It was the most potent love I've ever consumed. More than powerful enough to overcome an aging alicorn who hasn't had a real fight in centuries! 
> Rarity: \^That is the \*strangest\* compliment...\^ 
> Queen Chrysalis: So if your brilliant plan was to take the fight to me personally, I have bad news for you. 
> Twilight Sparkle: ...I'm all out of plans. You've won. Go ahead and gloat. Do your victory lap. 
> Queen Chrsyalis: You're adorable when you lie, Twilight. But you are right about one thing: I \*have\* won. Canterlot is now all mine. 
> DM: ...Okay, but seriously: I have no idea where you all are going with this. 
>

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