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I am also not forgetting that Vaporean can turn into literal water.
So? That actually makes them sound cooler than they already are. I’m not only talking about sex here (even though they’re also great at that because of their cuteness). Umbreon is my favorite Pokemon in general. I named my cat after Umbreon. :P
Y’know what? Fair enough.
The Pokédex only mentions the poisonous sweat being released when Umbreon is agitated. But I assume Umbreon also has normal, non-poisonous sweat that’s released when it isn’t agitated.
Plus, if Pokémon are like animals, then they probably don’t have sweat very much, as animals don’t generally have sweat glands in the same place that they have fur.
I may be a virgin, but I still know that people sweat during sex. I’d assume the same goes for pokemon.
Every generation since G/S/C has had an entry on Umbreon mentioning it secretes poisonous sweat when agitated. But we’re talking about fuckable Pokémon here, not edible Pokémon. That’s a totally different discussion.
Are you forgetting that Umbreon is canonically poisonous?
Agreed. Umbreon is the best Pokemon.
Damnit…
Though I’d say Umbreon is probably better.
I can’t find any other images on DB with it, not even in the comments (though there was a comment on a safe image that was deleted for going above the image rating, so that may have been the copypasta).
However, having searched the forums for “Vaporeon”, I did find one person who’s said it. Also found some nice Poképorn, as well as some pretty WTF Poképorn.
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