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So, here’s what the guards have to say.
 
…Yes, I do like Final Fantasy.

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Ripple_Shine
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Korora  
I just thought it was a transplant of a joke people in Germany like that I didn’t get because, obviously, I’m only German in the sense that I have some ancestral roots there.
Korora
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Artist -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Let's keep calm here...
Presumably, the joke has a pun that we don’t get because we don’t speak any neighing languages.
Crayv
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Another great interview.
 
Rainbow Dash is a pretty pony. Though she has never asked if she could touch my wings… probably because I don’t have any.
Etherchanter
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Perpetual lurker
Ha! I knew it! She looks like a puker! I betcha she gets cartsick because she’s always trying to read a book during the trip!
 
e.g.: “An idiot’s guide to avoiding sea-air-and-road sickness” by Paper Bagger (tip #23: avoid reading while travelling)
 
Keep up the good work, CS!
McClaw

Griffon at large
@JP  
“Oh, they exist. I get caught in them every time I report to the Palace.”
 
I’ll try to think up a better question for the next one, CS.
 
Oh, and T_a’s question: External factors say the man’s lying, because nobody lies all the time. It’s impossible to learn to communicate without telling the truth sometimes.
Background Pony #DDBA
Actually, I don’t see what’s so hard about T_a’s question. Of course the man is not telling the truth. Only something he says is a lie.  
But people usually just accept the claim that this is unsolvable and don’t really think about it, because they got some philosopher wrong or something.
Background Pony #5926
@JP  
The army is lying to us again ! They serve the interests of the powerful ones, not the people’s.
JP
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab

I miss the show so much
“We aren’t allowed to discuss any of Equestria’s security methods.”  
Because those methods don’t exist!