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Heiferjack. She’s the daughter of the milk cow.
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Look up the Cal Worthington ads on YouTube if you have the chance. You won’t be disappointed.
The misheard lyric from that jingle? “Go see Cal”, or as heard by my generation, “Pussy Cow”.
I wonder how you came up with that jingle.
Plus now I have to do all the other ponies as cows: Taurlight Sparkle, Milkie Pie (It’s 99% milk), Rainbow-vine, Buttershy (Margarine-shy is a yucky name), Heiferjack (Do they make apple milk?), and Raridairy (It’s 2% milk, darling).
You want the real deal, not Silk. Applecow!
Honest moo juice is what you should drink, toss that soy and almond stuff down the sink!
Applecow, Applecow, Applecow!