@Mele Kalikimaka  
Rainbow: how bad is it  
Derpy: inserts a tape into piano well have you seen alien, when that creature was in that guys stomach, it kinda feels like that looks at camera freshmen  
Rainbow: you’re kidding  
Derpy: does it sound like I’m kidding presses keyboard sneeze  
Gilda: who’s she talking to?  
Pinkie: derpy hooves, you Know her  
Gilda: yah shes getting me out of summer school  
Gilda: I hope she doesn’t die, I can’t handle summer school  
Derpy: can I speak to someone else  
Rainbow: yah sure hands the phone to shining armor  
Shining armor: hey derpy hows your bod  
Derpy: not so good piano: cough sneeze  
Shining: oh my god you’re dying?  
Derpy: I don’t know, uh oh * puts phone up to speaker* piano: sneezecoughfartgroanvomit all at once I hope not, I think I might need a kidney transplant piano: fartcoughsneeze excuse me

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Derpy pass out at Sugarcube Corner last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

I usually groan over “Derpygate” images, (even though I love the Derpster) but I have to say this is a clever movie reference.