@Anon-a-Miss
All the intelligent rebels and dissidents have either been arrested or have resorted to “legal” and “nonviolent” ways of resisting, so it’s only “kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come down” idiots left who are attempting this kind of stuff.
Thank Princess these rebels/traitors have the IQ of houseplants.
“Okay here’s the plan: We kick in the door, loudly announcing our presence to Nightmare Moon and attack!”
“Uuhhh… isn’t that what the last twenty guys tried? Maybe we should use a different approach. Like, I dunno, smuggle in a bomb or disguise ourselves a staff and stab her in the back when her guard is down.”
“SILCENE! All this stuff is far to complicated. Now excuse me, I’ve to practices the speech I’m going to deliver after our dramatic entrance.“
Pretty sure you just (jokingly) got called an idiot @Bizarre Song
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As Dark Helmet once said: “Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
You know, he could’ve at least brought a weapon.
Yeah like that, lol, but with the roles of hero and villain reversed.
Actually, now that I come to think of it, this TL is what would’ve happened if Dr. Evil had listened to Number Two at any point in the trilogy.
@Moonatik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wmHVHTCKzw
All the intelligent rebels and dissidents have either been arrested or have resorted to “legal” and “nonviolent” ways of resisting, so it’s only “kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come down” idiots left who are attempting this kind of stuff.
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“Okay here’s the plan: We kick in the door, loudly announcing our presence to Nightmare Moon and attack!”
“Uuhhh… isn’t that what the last twenty guys tried? Maybe we should use a different approach. Like, I dunno, smuggle in a bomb or disguise ourselves a staff and stab her in the back when her guard is down.”
“SILCENE! All this stuff is far to complicated. Now excuse me, I’ve to practices the speech I’m going to deliver after our dramatic entrance.“
In other words :D BS ain’t gonna get outta this without something to remember his fail by :P
Let’s face it, this is Biz we’re talking about. He’ll have her rear.
I thought the same thing.
Gotta +fav just for the sillyness factor, and the cuteness factor of that bat mare next to NmM :D
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