Blueblood/Fluttertree  
She’s too rough for him, though.

Why is he crying? He just penetrated Fluttershy.

Come on, give the bastard a chance! All you guys who want to hurt him, stop. Maybe the only reason he is so aristrocratic is because you were never nice to him!

@Background Pony  

 
Joke isn’t that hard to get, guys.

…  
…I guess I’ll help you out.

I walked through the wildwood, and what did I see  
But a unicorn with his horn stuck in a tree,  
Cryin’, “ Someone please help me before it’s too late.”  
I hollered, “I’ll free you.” He hollered back, “ Wait-  
How much will it hurt? How long will it take?  
Are you sure that my horn will not scratch, bend or break?  
How hard will you pull? How much must I pay?  
Must you do it right now or is Wednesday ok?  
Have you done this before? Do you have the right tools?  
How you graduated from horn-savin’ school?  
Will I owe you a favor? And what will it be?  
Do you promise that you will not damage the tree?  
Should I close my eyes? Should I sit down or stand?  
Do you have insurance? Have you washed you hands?  
And after you free me-tell me what then?  
Can you guarantee I won’t get stuck again?  
Tell me when. Tell me how.  
Tell me why. Tell me where.”
 
I guess that he’s still sittin’ there.

Oh yes this poem by Shel Silverstein…

Needs to be coated with Rotten Tomatoes

I’ll get the paintball guns. >:3

Haw haw.

…and he can’t just blast the tree?
 
Furthermore, how is it stuck in the first place? It’s not like it’s barbed. It’s not even like a nail, long enough and straight enough that there’s a lot of surface area. No, the horn has a conical nature, which works to Blueblood’s advantage here

I don’t get why he’s crying. All I did was spoil the endings to Katawa Shoujo.

…  
ahahahahahahaha  
HA hahahaha  
ahem  
serves’yaright.