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23rd Sep 2021, 6:00 AM in Magical Mystery Cure

…Maybe it’s because I was a little tired and under the weather when I wrote this, but I still kind of like the idea of ironically using “TPK’d” as a verb to describe everything except what a TPK actually means.

DM: The moment you ink the period at the end of the spell…
(An explosion of light and lasers from the Elements of Harmony converges on Twilight)
DM: …leaving only a smoking, star-shaped scorch mark in the middle of the library.
Fluttershy: Oh no!
Rainbow Dash: On the plus side, obliteration power!
Pinkie Pie: Oh my Celestia, WE TPK’D TWILIGHT!
DM: Um, you know I’d never just instagib you in this campaign, right?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, we know. That’s why it’s funny to act like you did!