DERPY: It wasn’t always like this.
CARROT TOP: I used to live quite straight.
BERRY PUNCH: Until I finished high school.
LYRA: That night I sealed my fate.
DERPY: A friend gave me a beer, you see.
CARROT TOP: I thought, “I might as well.”
BERRY PUNCH: I woke up in a drainage ditch.
LYRA: The water sure did smell! OH HI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI!
LYRA: Sometimes I wish I drank less.
DERPY: And then I slap myself.
CARROT TOP: I’m here to have fun tonight.
BERRY PUNCH: Tomorrow’s on the shelf.
LYRA: My girlfriend will be mad at me.
DERPY: But who cares what she thinks?
CARROT TOP: Sometimes I just can’t stand her.
BERRY PUNCH: And that is why drink! OH HI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI!
I’m a rambler, I’m a gambler, I’m a long way from home;
And them as don’t like me can leave me alone.
I’ll eat when I’m hungry, I’ll drink when I’m dry,
And if the cider don’t kill me, I’ll live ’til I die.
CARROT TOP: I used to live quite straight.
BERRY PUNCH: Until I finished high school.
LYRA: That night I sealed my fate.
DERPY: A friend gave me a beer, you see.
CARROT TOP: I thought, “I might as well.”
BERRY PUNCH: I woke up in a drainage ditch.
LYRA: The water sure did smell!
OH HI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI!
DERPY: And then I slap myself.
CARROT TOP: I’m here to have fun tonight.
BERRY PUNCH: Tomorrow’s on the shelf.
LYRA: My girlfriend will be mad at me.
DERPY: But who cares what she thinks?
CARROT TOP: Sometimes I just can’t stand her.
BERRY PUNCH: And that is why drink!
OH HI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI!
And them as don’t like me can leave me alone.
I’ll eat when I’m hungry, I’ll drink when I’m dry,
And if the cider don’t kill me, I’ll live ’til I die.
Colin’s such a fucking pro.
That is awesome. XD
There was a bonny filly.
In Ponyville she dwelled.
Whenever she lay her arse down,
Whate’er it hit was felled.
To her we raise our glasses
And sing this drinkin’ song,
Because unto this day she just
Does not know what went wrong!
Oh, dai di dai di dai di dai di dai di dai di dai!
Meow!
BRILLIANT
Thank you OP.