Fluttershy: “Never mind, forget it. I’ll just…go now and be single forever…”
My 1st response: “An absolutely beautiful creature such as yourself staying single forever? Hmm, not on my watch. Twilight brought it to my attention that you’d look in my direction but then immediately look away as soon as I return the favor. As for your dress, I don’t care how sexy it is or if it isn’t as sexy as you think it is; I care more about YOU, and that maybe we were meant to be together. They say “Good things come to those who wait”, and you, my dear, fit that to a T. Besides, if you leave then who will I give this equally beautiful bouquet of flowers to?”
2nd Response: “You sell yourself too short there, Miss Shy. I’ve heard you mutter to yourself on more than one occasion, often while on the verge of tears, that no man would ever want a woman like you because you do not see yourself as beautiful as Twilight, Applejack, Sunset or any of your other friends and I’m here to tell you you’re wrong. ANY man who would look at you and not be entranced by your beauty like I have, is a fool and quite frankly does not deserve a chance to get closer to someone who, in a lot of respects, is like me.”
“This is the Wartime Broadcasting Service. This country has been attacked with nuclear weapons. Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage are not yet known. We shall bring you further information as soon as possible. Meanwhile, stay tuned to this wavelength, stay calm and stay in your own house.”
Edited
takes her by the hand
“Come on. We’re going to the mall!”
cue dress up montage