Thank you, Frozen Soul Horse, I’ll take things from here. Greeting viewers, my name is Glitch Flitter. My parents named me something more outrageous so I kindly ask you ignore said designation.
The “Internet” in this world is fairly simplistic and in need of improvement. I am actively improving this fact but it takes time. Ponies don’t seem to understand the security risks posed by the online world.
I was born with a mind for this stuff, and it’s never too difficult to find a backdoor. Only recently was my work noticed by the Queen of Defence Luna, and I was hired to work for Equestria’s intelligence. It’s fun! People are stupid and seem to be unaware of encryption options. I’m not a fan of being known as a “StAte AcToR” but it pays well. Also, I have unlimited resources and relative freedom. Luna is smart, but she seems to think I’m doing this out of the goodness of my heart. What a funny mare.
Anyways, it was nice speaking to you! You’re probably thinking I’ve told you a lot about my intentions, and maybe I have. But was are you gonna do about it? Tę̵̛͌̄̾͝ĺ̶͓̲̙́̾ļ̴̩̓̈ ̵̢̛̤̥̬͖̋́̉̓t̵̨̗̀̾h̵̼͖͈̀͋̌̈́̕ͅḛ̷͙̔͊͑͝ͅm̸͉̋́͝?̵̡̟̮̞̻̑́̽͠͝?̵͚̱̬̌̍ Good luck, humans. Just sit back and enjoy the show that is MOI~!