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Finally we have theoneyellow’s Star Counter.
I personally liked his letter the most. An interesting way of telling it.
I personally liked his letter the most. An interesting way of telling it.
Dear Princess Celestia
I write this letter in hopes that your beautiful, regal and powerful majesty would see it in her heart to shorten my banishment on the moon from 10 years to only one. Though I have enjoyed the company of your gracious sister, who comes from time to time to bring me news and food, I must confessed I truly miss my home. I see now that it was a critical error on my part to suggest a lower apple food tax. I erroneously believed that me, a mere mortal unicorn, would know better than the gorgeous,regal and majestic Princess of the Sun and for that I apologize. I meant no disrespect and have come to terms that my perceptions of the Equestrian Taxation System where horribly wrong. I also apologize for calling the taxation system, which you so graciously invented and updated, a blood sucking parasite design to starve all the hardworking ponies. Furthermore I have now come to realized that the reason you told me why we had to have a high apple food tax is a perfectly valid reason and would be a great benefit for the kingdom. I would also like to retract my statement where I called your highness’s reason and logic, flawed and selfish. I now know how great and necessary the reason behind a large tax on apple and apple products is. As your sister has so kindly explained to me, your foresight into such matters is flawless and everything you do is prefect. I was but a fool to question your greatness. And I plead that you might find it in the bottom of your kind and generous heart to forgive my transgression against your perfection.
Sincerely
Star Counter (Former Secretary of Equestrian Economy)
Sincerely
Star Counter (Former Secretary of Equestrian Economy)
“There!” Exclaims the stallion “That should do it”
“ Are you sure? Maybe you should add more compliments to her.” Replays the gorgeous blue Alicron.
“ No I am confident this will be my ticket to get out of here. How did you ever stand being here for such a long time Luna? “ The stallion inquisitively asks.
“ I mostly slept through most of my sentence. By the way what was the reason my sister gave you for having such a large tax on apples?” Luna asked
“ A new golden bathtub for her bathroom.” Star Counter looked around for a bit before speaking again. “ Anyway would you be willing to take this letter to Celestia?”
“ Sure thing, and don’t worry I will try to reason with my sister as well.” Said the co-regent of Equestria taking off.
“ Are you sure? Maybe you should add more compliments to her.” Replays the gorgeous blue Alicron.
“ No I am confident this will be my ticket to get out of here. How did you ever stand being here for such a long time Luna? “ The stallion inquisitively asks.
“ I mostly slept through most of my sentence. By the way what was the reason my sister gave you for having such a large tax on apples?” Luna asked
“ A new golden bathtub for her bathroom.” Star Counter looked around for a bit before speaking again. “ Anyway would you be willing to take this letter to Celestia?”
“ Sure thing, and don’t worry I will try to reason with my sister as well.” Said the co-regent of Equestria taking off.
A few weeks later Luna came back with a letter for her new friend. Star Counter used his magic to carefully open the letter and began to read.
Shortly after the poor stallion fainted.
Luna ever so curious levitated the letter with her magic and proceed to read.
Shortly after the poor stallion fainted.
Luna ever so curious levitated the letter with her magic and proceed to read.
To Star Counter
After reading your letter and evaluation your case I have come to the conclusion that……NO I WILL NOT SHORTEN YOUR SENTENCE .
After reading your letter and evaluation your case I have come to the conclusion that……NO I WILL NOT SHORTEN YOUR SENTENCE .
Your Truly the Princess with the greatest piece of flank Celestia.
PS: I have decided to extend your sentence to 100 years, oh and Luna how about you join him for a year or two. At least till season 2 premiers. Let that be a lesson to you not to bring food to banished ponies.
THE END
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